Scripts

MATCHBREAKER

(Feature, Rom-Com)

Star-crossed nemeses travel cross-country to challenge the omniscient dating app that promised them a perfect match or one million dollars in cash.

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PACK RATS

(Pilot, Half-Hour, Comedy)

A pampered college grad, cut off by his parents, joins the motley expat crew of a chaotic hostel in hopes of earning enough cash to fund his ticket home.

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BOOMTOWN

(Feature, Thriller/Satire)

A journalism student investigates a faraway micro-state offering a bizarre luxury tourism promotion: carte blanche to kill insurgents alongside the military.

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SUPERSCORE

(Pilot, Hour, Comedy)

A disgraced musical theater legend reluctantly partners with an 80's rock icon to produce Broadway's first-ever comic-book rock opera. Loosely inspired by true events.

Co-written with Max Lichtenstein.

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THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE

(Feature, Thriller)

When a homeless veteran accidentally witnesses a mafia hit, he wanders New York City in search of anyone who will believe his story or offer him protection.

INTERNS

(Pilot, Half-Hour, Comedy)

Four college friends weather the unpaid, unglamorous (and probably unnecessary) internships of NYC's hottest industries, while confronting the first tastes & trials of true "adulthood" together.

The "Near" New York Times

Jersey City's premier [only] satirical journal

In March 2020, Carter overthrew the editor-in-chief of The Jersey City Inquisitor in a bloodless - but nonetheless very wet - coup. He established a parliamentary democracy based entirely on Tony Hawk's Pro Skater IV, which collapsed within minutes. The last existing relic of this empire is a quaint satirical newsletter which he publishes once a week, unless he forgets (he's forgotten since 2023).

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